How does Jack Bauer do it? How does he stay so alert yet so calm in the face of danger? Shots of Kopi Luwak? Cold showers? Foxy? Volcanic bong hits?!!

Nah, man. It’s the Kleptones. That earpiece he’s always got in? That’s not for talking to Chloe back at CTU. Those are earbuds and they’re for jamming out to 24 Hours.

The masters of the mash-up [A Night At The Hip-Hopera, Yoshimi Battles The Hip-Hop Robots] have returned with a 2-disc narrative spanning roughly the same amount of time it will take Jack to return from the dead, stop the Russian terrorists and repair his relationship with his estranged daughter. Initial Highlights Disc 1: 1150 Closer to the Boxer, 1800 War of Confusion.

Tracks and torrents are available the Kleptones site, and there’s also a video for the nine o’clock hour, 0900 Daft Purple.

Since Daft Purple samples Thomas Bangalter and Roy Davis, Jr.’s Rock Shock, here’s withoutsound (((friend))) Joel Lava’s video for the original track.