Oh, right. You are

THIS GUY.

You take every poll you see. You also accept every game invitation. It’s OK. Your job sucks and no one is really paying attention to the fact that you are surfing the web 90% of the day. We get it. Just stop interrupting everyone else’s feed with which Charlie’s Angel you are and which Pixar character you’d like to fuck.

You are not those people.

We’re friends with you because

YOU ARE YOU.

Not because you thought being Angelina Jolie’s lip tech seemed like a better option.