The Onion’s A.V. Club doles out the Straight Dope on the factual and logical accuracy of some popular hit songs.
For example, on Young MC’s “Bust a Move”, the writer notes that:
Why would your best friend’s brother choose you as best man over his own flesh and blood? Is Harry just going to be a run-of-the-mill usher at his brother’s wedding while you’re toasting and keeping track of the rings? Also, why would Larry inform you of his family-shaking decision a mere five days before the wedding? It doesn’t make sense.
Why indeed. The list spans 3 decades of pop songs, but what about indie songs? Who’s going to serve as our fact-checkin’ cuz here?