What About the Voice of Geddy Lee?

The Onion’s A.V. Club doles out the Straight Dope on the factual and logical accuracy of some popular hit songs.
For example, on Young MC’s “Bust a Move”, the writer notes that:
Why would your best friend’s brother choose you as best man over his own flesh and blood? Is Harry just going to be a run-of-the-mill usher at his brother’s wedding while you’re toasting and keeping track of the rings? Also, why would Larry inform you of his family-shaking decision a mere five days before the wedding? It doesn’t make sense.
Why indeed. The list spans 3 decades of pop songs, but what about indie songs? Who’s going to serve as our fact-checkin’ cuz here?