Love is…

Contrary to popular belief, Love is not just the two of us. Nor is it leaving the phone off the hook.

Love is, in fact, a drowsy retarded turtle.

It’s also a seasick hedgehog having undergrown his captain clothes and a hapless fireman whale with a history of depression and a broken blowhole.

At least according to The Fish in the Nice Sweater.

• Read Love is a Drowsy Retarded Turtle by Fish.